July 2nd, 2009

The Ten Greatest Moments in UFC History


posted by Ariel Helwani

Once upon time, I provided No Mas with my 23 greatest moments in Wrestlemania history. So with UFC 100 right around corner, I thought I would do the same kind of thing, only this time I’ll keep it at 10. I don’t think anyone wants to read about my top 100 moments. Let’s do this:

10. Randy Couture def. Vitor Belfort via TKO (punches) – RD 1, 8:16
UFC 15 - Collision Course
Date: October 17, 1997
Location: Bay St. Louis, Mississippi

I remember watching this fight thinking that there was no way this wrestler guy (Randy Couture) would defeat the terrifying Belfort. Well, he did, and it helped kick off one of the most storied careers in MMA history.

9. Matchup: Gabriel Gonzaga def. Mirko Cro Cop via KO – RD 1, 4:51
Event: UFC 70: Nations Collide
Date: April 21, 2007
Location: Manchester, England

Greatest. Knockout. In. UFC. History.

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July 1st, 2009

Alexis Arguello, R.I.P.

posted by Large

Gentleman - here’s my Alexis Arguello piece from over at The Sporting Blog. A more beautiful fighter, a sweeter scientist, there never has been. It’s a sad day in Boxiana. Needless to say, Arguello is a no-doubt, hands-down, first-ballot No Mas Hall-of-Famer. I invite you to share your memories of him here - I’m sure the Masian faithful have many great Arguello memories. Mine are primarily of the two Pryor fights and the Mancini fight, where I admit I was rooting against him, and yet came to be awestruck by his greatness by the end of the evening (like so many, I rooted for him against Pryor - I couldn’t win with this guy). Anyway, for the second time today I write - may he rest in peace. He was something else.

Alexis Arguello, 1952-2009
“What most Americans will remember of Arguello is the beautiful and courageous boxer, the man who won titles in three weight divisions and fought some of the most memorable battles of his era, with defining victories over some of the great names of the 70’s and 80’s, like Olivares, Alfredo Escalera, Rafael Limon, Bobby Chacon and Boom Boom Mancini. Boxing experts generally rank Arguello as the greatest 130-pounder who ever lived, and among the greats at 135.”

June 28th, 2009

Tales from the Fight Game: The Maidana/Ortiz Edition

posted by Large

Papa Was a Rolling Stone
Literally, the first thing I saw when I turned the corner off Figueroa and looked down at the facade of the Staples Center was Oscar De La Hoya’s dad standing alone directly across from his son’s statue (and if you’ve seen it, you know that statue looks about as much like Oscar as I do). Joel De La Hoya was in a suit but no tie, drinking a can of beer and pacing around next to the road like he couldn’t decide whether to stick around or maybe hop in a cab and go somewhere else. I went up and talked to him for a while, got his prediction for the fight (Ortiz by decision in a tough one) and his take on the comparison between Ortiz and Oscar, which according to him is a non-starter because “Oscar is left-handed, but I teach him to fight conventional… Ortiz, he fight left-handed… so I cannot compare them.” I left him then and made my way to the media entrance. When I looked back, he was still there, looking agitated and indecisive. I wonder if he ended up leaving. It definitely seemed like it was on his mind.

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June 28th, 2009

Kid Vicious Takes a Fall


posted by Large

When you’re pushing forty and you’ve chosen the sober path for yourself, when you have a wife at home and a rambunctious nine-month-old who makes it such that you rarely (dah… never) are to be found awake past eleven o’clock at night, and when you’re avidly working on the first paunch of your life and your hairline’s way down on the scorecards in its battle with Father Time and you smell of a good two hours of accumulated adrenaline sweat, and when because of all of these things and more you feel decidedly out of place amongst the emaciated and vapid vampires of Tinseltown after dark… when you are like this, people, it is VERY hard to know where to turn when you find yourself all amped and aimless after a fucking ferocious fight in L.A. lights a candle up your ass the size of a forest fire.

Me, I’ve chosen this cafe (and when there is a DJ in the corner playing an endless thrumming ode to digital technology, can an establishment actually be called a “cafe?”) in the lobby of my unfortunate hotel, The Standard, to try and wrestle with my feelings. For now I resort to prose - maybe later I will shift to rhyme. Maybe I’ll take the mic in this joint and drop knowledge. “I got so much trouble on my mind, refuse to lose…” I doubt I would even scratch the surface of my surroundings. Around me are gathered some of the most expensive-jeans-be-wearing motherfuckers I’ve ever seen in my life. The people who party away their lives in these ultra-fashionable hotels… they are a race unto themselves.

Another race altogether, nearer to my heart needless to say, are the men who choose to make their monthly nut with their fists and their faces, and oh did we see a prime example of their work tonight. My mind still reels, my heart still beats a little too eagerly for me to sit still. This incessant godawful house music has nothing on the beat of my heart right now.

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June 26th, 2009

The Heir Apparent


posted by Large

No A-listers in the ring this weekend, but we do have two guys who are well on their way to the top of the heap, JuanMa Lopez in A.C. on an Arum in-house pay-per-view and Victor Ortiz in L.A. headlining B.A.D. on HBO (no Rocky Juarez/Chris John rematch on the BAD card unfortunately due to John being ill - poor Rocky, man, the guy is cursed). Also, we got King Arthur on Showtime on tape delay in his middleweight tune-up from Germany, a fight that some people are saying (including one of our very-plugged-in No Mas people who I will not out but I think you dedicated Masians know who I’m talking about) may be Showtime’s precursor to an Abraham/Froch donnybrook at 68.

Just to let you dudes know up top, I’m covering Ortiz/Maidana for HBO tomorrow night, so look for my post-fight recap over there. I’m going to try and put together a little video of the goings-on to run here at the Mas. Also, I did a profile of Ortiz for HBO this past week, so check that out if you are so inclined - Victor Ortiz’s Date with Destiny.

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June 25th, 2009

Gambling on Chaos

posted by Ariel Helwani

If you’re a degenerate combat sports gambler, boy, do I have the event for you.

It’s fitting that Saturday night’s “Ultimate Chaos” pay-per-view event is called such, because a quick look at the card shows a bunch of bizarre match-ups that don’t quite justify the $29.95 pay-per-view price tag. I mean, I’m down to watch Bobby Lashley vs. Bob Sapp any day of the week for a good laugh or two, but considering how bad Sapp has looked in his last few fights, I’m not expecting this one to last very long. It will be interesting to see whether Lashley can out-muscle the gigantic Sapp, as this is the first time in three pro MMA matches that he will be facing a fighter bigger than him. That said, I still like his chances via first-round TKO. The good people at bestfightodds.com have Lashley listed as a -550 favorite, so if you are feeling crazy you may want to drop a few on Sapp at +400 just for the hell of it. Don’t say that I didn’t warn you, though.

(By the way, did they travel back to 1986 to produce their preview video? I have never watched one of these hype videos and actually felt less excited afterwards about watching the event… video after the jump.)

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June 20th, 2009

Pascal’s Wager and Other Thoughts

posted by Large

Pascal’s wager is a suggestion posed by the French philosopher Blaise Pascal that even though the existence of God cannot be determined through reason, a person should wager as though God exists, because so living has everything to gain, and nothing to lose.

Jean Pascal took quite a gamble last night. Never known as the hardest of punching 68’s, he jumped to light heavy to take a shot at a title belt against the rugged Romanian, Adrian Diaconu. It was a brilliant promotion, two Montreal-based fighters duking it out at the Bell Centre, and the fight was a corker from start to finish, as Pascal took his familiar approach of boxing, then brawling, then boxing/brawling, and all the while relying on what is emerging as one of the most cast-iron jaws in the entire sport.

There was a time when I was not all that enamored of Jean Pascal. He talks a big game, and about two years ago he started generating a buzz as the next big thing at 68. The fates seemed to be pointing towards a high-profile showdown between him and Edison Miranda, and Miranda showed up ringside in Florida to watch Pascal face off with Omar Pittman on FNF. In that fight, Pascal danced and showboated and then nearly got whupped, as Pittman went hardhead on him and turned the tables mid-fight in what almost turned into one of those ever-so-satisfying hunted-becomes-the-hunter moments.

But Pascal survived, got the UD, and then got into a farcical screaming match with Miranda that didn’t impress me much. On the whole, I came away that night thinking that Pascal was another good-looking bag of hot gas at 68, Jeff Lacy on the bike.

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June 18th, 2009

The MMA Smackdown

posted by Ariel Helwani

Here’s what you need to know about last weekend’s UFC 99 event:

1) Marcus Davis looked tentative against Dan Hardy. He lost their grudge match, and is still upset about it. He would like a rematch. Not sure what it’s in it for Hardy, though.

2) Caol Uno’s return to the UFC didn’t go as planned. He was too focused on taking Spencer Fisher down and was unsuccessful in doing so.

3) Mike Swick blew by Ben Saunders. He’s now 9-1 in the UFC, and itching for a title shot. One more big victory (Matt Hughes?) and he just may get it.

4) Mirko Cro Cop returned, eye-poked, won and then went back to Japan. Is it fair to compare this whole situation to the Carlos Boozer-Gordon Gund debacle from 2004? It’s pretty darn close.

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June 15th, 2009

Coffee Is for Closers

(For another take on the Cotto/Clottey drama, I bring you a piece from our man Shoefly, who sees fit to hit Josh Clottey when he’s down - L)

posted by Shoefly

I scored the Cotto/Clottey fight for Clottey 114-113, but I’m glad he lost. I found the whole thing sort of sick and depressing, like a slow-motion car accident or one of those science shows where they show you the details of the digestive system.

To be fair to Josh Clottey – and I won’t be after this – he probably did deserve to win that fight on points, and I think if he had committed the fouls Cotto did (the body slam, the blatant rabbit punch, the low blows) he would have had points deducted. Still, I have no sympathy for him, even when considering the egregious 116-111 card which had him winning only four rounds.

Joshua Clottey deserved to lose because he fought like a loser. He deserved to lose because he’s a natural second-best, taking over the mantle from the previous title-holder Luis Collazo as the “hard-luck story of his generation.” But the truth is… it’s not a matter of luck.

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June 14th, 2009

Can a Puerto Rican Get a Lapdance Over Here or What?

posted by Large

I can’t believe what I’m reading, in the recaps and opinion pieces at other boxing sites and in the comments here at the Mas. What the hell were people watching last night that they can conclude after that fight that, “Cotto has lost it, Cotto isn’t that good, Cotto is still haunted by Margarito”?

To all of these people drawing these conclusions, I have a question: DID YOU NOT SEE THE CRATER OF A CUT OVER COTTO’S LEFT EYE THAT HE FOUGHT WITH FOR NINE FUCKING ROUNDS? JESUS!

To me, the cut essentially invalidates the fight and the result, period. It probably should have been stopped - that might have been in the better interest of both parties. Clottey is right to call for a rematch, and he’ll never get it, which is a shame, although he would have had his rematch if he’d manned up and gone out there and conclusively won those last three rounds, so he’s left to think about that when he’s fighting some up-and-comer on Friday Night Fights in November.

I’ll get to the decision later. It’s definitely debatable. But it was clear to me that Cotto would have been well within his rights to opt out of that fight at any point after the third round. Fights have been justifiably stopped for much lesser cuts. It also was clear to me that around the seventh round, when it was obvious that the cut was not going to stop pouring blood into his eye and making him all but defenseless to right hands, when even the announcers were starting to say, “man, they should probably stop this thing”… if the fight had been stopped then, Cotto would have had an indisputable lead on the scorecards. You can debate whether he deserved that decision after 12, but there is no debate that he was up after seven.

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